since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again

(via the-creep-under-your-bed)


kids these days have the privilege of looking at anime boobs without playing through a flash game on newgrounds to get them

(via harrishun)